杭州低碳科技馆导游的导语 开场白 怎么说
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2024-05-25 13:04:39
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ladies and gentlemen, welcome to hangzhou low-carbon science museum. i am xiao li, your guide today. first things first, i am going to give you an brief introduction of hlcsm. and then, we will spend 1-hour-v**it in th** building. now i'd like you to stare at me, and say fuk u. after you done th**, i will give you a return shouting, fuk u! to show my respect. as you know, fuk u ** a very famous hangzhou local dialect idiom, it means fu*k you in engl**h, surpr**ingly, guys! it ** the same fucking meaning in engl**h!! holy mother! madre de dios! putain de merde! i h**e just swore in 3 different languages, engl**h, span**h and french. if you h**e any interesting in learning a foreign language, hlcsm warmly welcome you to feel free to apply bio-lingual l**ten here. we only charge for 1,300 euro per minute! you just h**e to dial 1 800 fuk you, that right, 1 800 fuk u! first 100 customers will also get a 400-hour free bl0wj0bs by any instructors from the language school. there are asians, latinos, afro-amricans and even white chicks. just dial 1 800 fuk you, that's right 1 800 fuk you!!闲来无事,乱编个...真好在看广告...就想到了... 20210311